Wait, I forgot to put this in my last post.
Ok, you know how people (men) commonly use slang terms for women's anatomy? Like "rack" and "ti*ties" and what have you?
I must know: What are "gams"? And while we're on the subject, what are "cans"? I feel like they mean boobs and legs, but I'm not sure which one means what. And if "cans" means "boobs", who the hell came up with that? Are boobs supposed to be shaped like an MGD can? If so, then I am soooooo not porno material.
I should move to a country where men worship fat women with boobs that look like an orange in a tube sock.
But it would have to be a cool country, not some place in Africa or whatever. It's too hot there, and it's really hard to find orange-in-a-tube-sock-style bikini tops. (Believe me, I've tried.)
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I think you are correct, I think gams are legs, or thighs or something. I guess I've never really though about cans. Jugs doesn't really make sense either. Nor headlights. Dirty pillows makes perfect sense though.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure there are websites devoted to boobs that look like oranges in tube socks. I'm just sayin'. Also, that made me laugh. A lot.
Orange in a tube sock:
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As for the male words, I can be of no assistance. My apologies.
FYI - my husband just told me my boobs don't look like oranges in tube socks. Instead, mine apparently look like plastic baggies full of frosting. Is that a compliment?
if i looking the womens ,i thing my feeling more at memorys to my wife more prettys and the wounder girl arounds,
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